Feb 26, 202114 min readRECOOT’S WET DREAM DIARY AND JOURNEY TO GAYNESSDisclaimer: This is not a true story and is merely junk that a dumbass thought of while sleep deprived at 3am. I am in no way homophobic,...
Apr 3, 20203 min readMINDEF TO SUSPEND NATIONAL SERVICE INDEFINITELY DUE TO COVID-19With the grand total of Covid-19 cases in Singapore surpassing 1000, MINDEF has decided to suspend National Service indefinitely on 3rd...
Nov 8, 20193 min readMINDEF INTRODUCES EXTRADITION BILL TO TACKLE NS DEFAULTERS AND AWOL CASES, FACES STRONG RESISTANCEUnder the Enlistment Act (Chapter 93), all male Singaporean citizens and Permanent Residents (PRs) are required to serve NS once they...
Oct 11, 20193 min readSAF NSF AVOIDS JAIL BECAUSE HE IS AN OFFICER AND HAS "POTENTIAL FOR SUCCESS IN LIFE"SAF NSF LTA Mee Liek Fook who repeatedly molested a woman at Serangoon MRT station in January 2019 was on Friday (11 October 2019)...
Aug 3, 20192 min readMINDEF TO IMPLEMENT ADHD (AUTO DUMPING HARLOT DIRECTIVE) TO BOOST SAF MORALE It is common knowledge that during the 2 years of NS, the girlfriends of NSFs are bound to dump them for men with more wealth, time and...
Jul 19, 20192 min readMINDEF TO FINALLY ABOLISH SUNGEI GEDONG CAMP AFTER PARENTAL COMPLAINTS REACH NEW HEIGHTS The long awaited decision by MINDEF to finally abolish the hellish landscape known as Sungei Gedong has finally been approved and passed...
Jul 5, 20192 min readCHAOKENG WARRIOR FACES DEATH SENTENCE AFTER LAST STRAW It was a tragic moment and a stark warning to all the chaokeng gods out at large in the SAF. On 14 May 2019, PTE R.S Ong was arrested at...
Jun 28, 20192 min readSAF TO INTRODUCE ENHANCED SURVEILLANCE PROGRAMME ON NSFs As part of the SMART nation initiative, MINDEF has announced that it will launch the CUM (constant universal monitoring) programme as...
Jun 21, 20192 min readMINDEF TO INTRODUCE PAY AS YOU WALK SYSTEM The new revolutionary PAW (pay as you walk) system is coming soon. And it is arriving as early as 2020. MINDEF has announced their...
Jun 14, 20191 min readTEKONG RECOOT ENCOURAGES HIS BUDDY TO KILL HIMSELF SO THAT THE WHOLE PLATOON CAN ORDEvery NSF has heard of this statement before: If your platoon mate/ bunkmate commits suicide in camp, the whole unit gets to ORD...
