TEKONG RECOOT ENCOURAGES HIS BUDDY TO KILL HIMSELF SO THAT THE WHOLE PLATOON CAN ORD

Every NSF has heard of this statement before: If your platoon mate/ bunkmate commits suicide in camp, the whole unit gets to ORD immediately due to trauma reasons.

Many recoots definitely do not wish for their fellow sinkie comrade to commit die but for some, its a dream come true.

REC C.K Lim recalls the unfortunate incident vividly: " I saw my buddy hanging himself with a noose attached to his neck before tying it up to a ceiling with a pivoted hook. I didn't stop him, in fact I encouraged him to commit die and be useful for once by giving everyone their immediate ORD. I was quite delighted to hear his neck snap as I imagined myself flexing my pink IC in front of all my friends."

However, many of his platoon mates do not share the same sentiment as they shed their crocodile tears at REC F.M Lan's funeral. They claimed that they were "in grief" although they hated Lan's "fucking retarded face".

This is so sad, let us observe a moment of silence for REC Lan's deadass. Lol, just joking he is just a chao fucking NSF so nobody fucking cares, fuck you understand.